Maritime Law

1. What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?

Lunch and Dinner

2. What is always coming but never arrives? 

Tomorrow

3. What gets wetter the more it dries? 

A towel

4. What can be broken but never held? 

A promise

5. What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?

Incorrectly

6. What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?

Fire

7. What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?

Your cellphone